Due to what I will call an active mind, though others might call it not paying attention, I tend to mishear things and frequently jump from topic to topic with very little to no connection between thoughts. I do this so frequently that my wife lovingly refers to it as the Spiral. She finds it most endearing when I perform a rapid-fire version as we are going to bed.

One of those random thoughts was that I should share the others with the world. After all, shouldn’t everyone get to enjoy the nonsense that walks across my brain. So in very “nowadays fashion” and by nowadays I mean early 2000’s, I am putting my thoughts on the internet for all see. Hopefully you enjoy them half as much as I do.

Word search: I misplaced the word pillowcase. No worries, my brain immediately had an alternative. I am going to remove the pillow’s skin.

Miss heard the word: Shopping with my wife and she said “there are pros and cons to both”. What I heard and repeated loudly numerus times “There are frozen constables?”